#52WeeksOfCode Week 23 – IRC Chat

Week: 23

Language: IRC Chat

IDE(s): Messages + Jabber + BitBee + Chatzilla

History (official):

(From the homepage of #irchelp)

“/I-R-C/ n. [Internet Relay Chat] – IRC provides a way of communicating in real time with people from all over the world. It consists of various separate networks (or “nets”) of IRC servers, machines that allow users to connect to IRC. IRC is very similar to text messaging, but designed around communicating with large groups of users instead of one on one.”

History (real):

Kids, way back in 1988 (ask your parents), the Internet was still mostly called the Arpanet and was not available to average people. Even if you did have access, you had to use your phone to connect to it.

Not your cell phone but a regular old-timey phone. You know, that thing plugged into the wall at your grandparent’s house that they use to  talk with you at Christmas?

Anyway, the Internet For The Rest Of Us(™) consisted of Bulletin Board Systems (BBSs). These were PCs sitting in someone’s basement connected to a phone line. Still dial-up,sure, but you could share files, play games, chat with other users and have lively discussions.

Though BBSs had a chat program, Jarkko Orkarinen, a student at University of Oulu in Finland, decided that he wanted Internet users to be able to connect with BBS users. So while he was upgrading the chat program on his university BBS, he developed IRC (Internet Relay Chat).

IRC is still around, despite having lost a lot of its user base. Its arcane command syntax makes it intimidating for non-technical users, but its flexibility and open standards make it a useful platform for automated messaging. For example, two normally incompatible software programs that have no communication mechanisms in common can easily be set up to exchange data via IRC.


IRC is actually a communications protocol. In other words, a set of language rules. Any programs that speak IRC can talk to each other, regardless of operating system or platform. IRC sends and receives messages in plain text which makes it pretty easy to write code for both servers and clients. That being said, it’s not exactly the Queen’s English:

/join #52weeks

is the command to join a chat room (channel) named 52weeks. On the other hand, pretty much any program that can send or receive text can speak to an IRC server.

I’d like to bring IRC kicking and screaming into the 21st century for my own amusement. In other words, I want to use the default chat application on my MacBook (Messages) to talk to someone on IRC.

The challenge is that Messages doesn’t know how to talk to IRC and vice-versa. However, there is an open messaging protocol called XMPP (eXtensible Messaging and Presence Protocol). Originally named Jabber, the idea was to create a sort of lingua franca for instant messaging.

The first step is to install a Jabber server. The easiest way to do this is with Openfire. It’s easy to setup, open source and cross-platform. I got the server running, setup an account for myself, pointed Messages to the server and I was up and chatting.

Connecting to Jabber from Messages

Connecting to Jabber from Messages

Okay, there was nobody to talk to but the point is, I was at least able to talk to myself.

Now to set up a gateway to connect my Jabber server to my IRC server. I’ve already set up an IRC server using ngircd (installed from MacPorts). I can verify the server is working by connecting to it with Chatzilla, a Mozilla Firefox addon that lets me easily connect to an IRC server using the URL irc://<server_name> in the location bar.

It’s important to use the same username on the IRC end as on Jabber. A gateway’s good but it can’t read your mind.

Now for the protocol gateway to connect Jabber with IRC. I chose BitBee, a Linux/UNIX  IRC server that knows how to connect to other instant messaging services. I installed BiBee using MacPorts, stopped the ngircd server (I didn’t need it anymore) and started BitBee.

Chatzilla connection to BitBee

Chatzilla connection to BitBee

The key to managing BitBee is the &bitlbee channel. This is where you add the accounts for your other chat services. I set up a Jabber account called tsinclair_irc with the password ‘password’ and added the account to BitBee:

account add jabber tsinclair_irc@macpro15.local password

Now to test the connection. First I sent a message from Jabber to IRC:

Connecting to IRC from Messages through Jabber

Connecting to IRC from Messages through Jabber

Now to see if the message came through on Chatzilla:

Message to Jabber from IRC

Message to Jabber from IRC

I sent “Hello yourself!” back:

Message from Jabber to IRC

Message from Jabber to IRC

Let’s look at the setup from 100,000 feet:

Overview of my messaging setup

Overview of my messaging setup

All along the way, I went for the easy option where available though parts of it were harder than they needed to be.


#52WeeksOfCode Week 30 – The R Project

Week: 30

Language: The R Project

IDE(s): R

History (official):

(From the R Project “What is R?” page)

R is an integrated suite of software facilities for data manipulation, calculation and graphical display. It includes


  • an effective data handling and storage facility,
  • a suite of operators for calculations on arrays, in particular matrices,
  • a large, coherent, integrated collection of intermediate tools for data analysis,
  • graphical facilities for data analysis and display either on-screen or on hardcopy, and


  • a well-developed, simple and effective programming language which includes conditionals, loops, user-defined recursive functions and input and output facilities.


Once again, this is what you get when programmers write your sales materials – nothing but facts.

Boring, tediously informative facts.

History (real):

In the Olden Days (™), if you wanted a computer to do your math homework, you had to use FORTRAN. It wasn’t what you might call ‘interactive’. You wrote your code, submitted it to the mainframe, which compiled and ran it. Assuming you didn’t have any typos, you got a printout of the results. (FORTRAN was my first programming language back in 1977. We used punch cards.)

This was always annoying and occasionally painful, but there were no good alternatives until the mid-70’s, when researchers at Bell Labs developed the programming language ‘S’. It was standard practice at the time to give programming languages single letter names.

I’m picturing the marketing meetings:

“How about ‘Bell Labs: We Don’t Have Time For This’?”

“Not bad. But I really like ‘Bell Labs: Smart But Terse’.”

“Love it!”

Moving on.

In the early 90’s, researchers at the University of Auckland, New Zealand developed a new version of S that they called R. Currently it’s being maintained by the R Development Core Team, with contributors  from all over the world. The name R is not just a play on the name S, but is also a tribute to the original developers, Robert Gentleman and Ross Ihaka, who were known at university as “R & R”.

R is free and available for Linux, Windows and Mac OS X. The source code is also freely available so you can compile it for any platform you like.


I’ve been looking forward to this for some time. I teach undergraduate math and occasionally blog about math education so math software is a particular interest of mine. I’m a firm believer in letting machines do the grunt work of mathematics. If you understand the problem well enough to explain it to a computer, then by definition you understand the problem.

I downloaded the Mac version of R from the main project site. R is a command line based tool so I wasn’t that surprised when I started up the program and got a window with a command prompt:

R for Mac startup window

R for Mac startup window


The window has a toolbar with easy access to common functions:

  • Load data or a script file
  • Open a new window (for charts and plots)
  • Authorize R to run commands as root (system administrator)
  • Show/hide R command history
  • Set R console colors
  • Open document in editor
  • Create a new empty document
  • Print this document
  • Quit

Most of your work is done at the command line.

Before we get going, I’d like to perform the traditional “Hello World!”:

Hello World! in R

Hello World! in R

This term I’m teaching an introductory statistics course so I’ve got some sample data from classroom exercises to run R through it’s paces. R stores with data tables in variables called data frames. There are pre-loaded data frames available in the software with which to experiment. You can enter data manually or just load the data from an outside source.

My data is in spreadsheet format and there are a number of ways to import spreadsheet files directly into R. Since I use Google Sheets as my primary spreadsheet program, the easiest way for me was to save off my data in CSV format. (Excel files can be imported directly.)

R assumes files are in the current working directory. The default is my home directory so I changed that setting to where I’d saved the files.

Get and set the working directory

Get and set the working directory

My first test data was a simple table comparing car prices to the age of the car. I chose a specific make and model (Toyota Sienna) and pulled these numbers straight from AutoTrader.com. I converted the worksheet and loaded the data table into R:

Car age vs. price data table

Car age vs. price data table

Now I can work with it directly. First let’s give it a once-over using the summary() function:

Summary of data table

Summary of data table

This gives me my central tendency numbers amongst others. Now let’s do a quick plot using using the pairs() function.

Data plot using pairs()

Data plot using pairs()

I got two plots, one with age as the dependent variable and other with price. I didn’t tell R which was which so it did both. I can be more specific using the plot() function:

Plot command syntax

Plot command syntax

This tells R that price is dependent on the age of the car. This gives me a single chart:

Chart using plot()

Chart using plot()

Now I can calculate the correlation coefficient with cor() to see how strongly the two sets of data relate to each other:

Correlation Table

Correlation Table

So price is negatively correlated with the age of the car, which fits what the chart told us. Older cars cost less, in other words. It’s a pretty strong correlation, too, at 85%.

Now we’d like to do some prediction so we’ll perform a linear regression on the data. First create a data structure with the regression data, then pull a summary:

Linear regression

Linear regression

Now you have a processed data set and you can continue working with it.

We can get data in and manipulate it but how do we get it out? For text data, such as the correlation summary, you can just copy and paste it from the R gui window. The plots appear in a separate window. I was able to click on the image, select Copy from the Edit menu and paste directly in a document.

R is a very powerful, interactive language for scientific and math computing. So why would you use it instead of a spreadsheet?

Frankly, if you’re not a full-on numbers nerd, you may just want to stick with spreadsheets. But they’re a general purpose tool and R has more math functionality. You can write your own functions and even groups of functions (called packages) to extend R even further.

Another advantage of R is automation. Anything you can type in at the command prompt can be saved into a file, letting you easily set up long, complex sets of calculations that can be loaded into your workspace with a single command. If you’re doing batch processing of multiple datasets, this can save a lot of time and effort.

The documentation is very good and there are plenty of tutorials and examples available at the project homepage and around the Web.


#52WeeksOfCode Week 29 – Clojure

Week: 29

Language: Clojure

IDE(s): NightCode

History (official):

(From the official Clojure home page)

Clojure is a dynamic programming language that targets the Java Virtual Machine (and the CLR, and JavaScript). It is designed to be a general-purpose language, combining the approachability and interactive development of a scripting language with an efficient and robust infrastructure for multithreaded programming. Clojure is a compiled language – it compiles directly to JVM bytecode, yet remains completely dynamic. Every feature supported by Clojure is supported at runtime. Clojure provides easy access to the Java frameworks, with optional type hints and type inference, to ensure that calls to Java can avoid reflection.

Clojure is a dialect of Lisp, and shares with Lisp the code-as-data philosophy and a powerful macro system. Clojure is predominantly a functional programming language, and features a rich set of immutable, persistent data structures. When mutable state is needed, Clojure offers a software transactional memory system and reactive Agent system that ensure clean, correct, multithreaded designs.

I hope you find Clojure’s combination of facilities elegant, powerful, practical and fun to use.”


History (real):

That was the equivalent of a marketing release for Clojure. In other words, it’s targeted at the ‘suits’. If you want the sales page for the technical crowd, see the Rationale page.

I have no personal animus against Clojure. Today was the first time I had heard of it. But I have to say that my first thought was “What? You mean I can at last combine the terse, unreadable code of Lisp with the performance hit of running Java? Sign me up!”

Of course, the true story is more complex.

One of the strengths of the Java platform is the Java Virtual Machine (JVM). A Java program compiles to bytecode which runs on the JVM. The JVM gives Jave its portability between operating systems. Microsoft’s .NET language followed suit with the CLR (Common Language Runtime).

Another advantage of the JVM, however, is that Java bytecode is an open, documented standard. That means that you can use any programming language you want to write Java applications, as long as you can compile your language to produce bytecode. Examples include Jython and JRuby that let programmers write Java programs in Python and Ruby, respectively.

Clojure lets programmers write in Lisp and produce code that can easily integrate with Java and code that uses Microsoft’s .NET framework. It can also connect to JavaScript libraries like Node.js for Web applications.

This is a cool idea. Scripting languages do make for faster prototyping and development and bytecode compilation does improve performance a bit (but not as much as going all the way down to machine code).

But why Lisp for scripting? Let’s ask the creator of Clojure, Rich Hickey. From the Clojure Rationale page:

Why did I write yet another programming language? Basically because I wanted:


  • A Lisp
  • for Functional Programming
  • symbiotic with an established Platform
  • designed for Concurrency


I think the third feature is the important one. We already have multiple dialects of Lisp. Erlang is a functional programming language that supports concurrency. But neither of these can integrate so easily with existing code as Clojure.

I think that if I had a complaint, it would be that the scripting language was based on Lisp. But that’s my own personal discomfort and unfamiliarity with functional programming and not meant to diminish Hickey’s accomplishment in any way.


So how do I get started coding in Clojure? After a bit of research, I found that writing the code was easy enough but a real Clojure project involves keeping quite a few metaphorical plates spinning. Managing all of the files, code dependencies and project details can get hairy very quickly, particularly if you work from the command, which is the bare-bones Clojure install default.

There is an existing tool, make, which can handle code projects but it’s finicky to configure. Java has similar project management issues which are handled by a tool called ant. Fortunately some contributors to Clojure created an automation tool named leiningen. It works so well that it’s become the default tool for working with Clojure projects.

I didn’t feel like working from the command line (again) so I searched for a nice IDE for my first Clojure project. There are Clojure plug-ins for popular Java IDEs like Eclipse, NetBeans and Intellij but I wanted a program that was built specifically for Clojure.

Enter NightCode. Not only was it written for Clojure projects, but it was written in Clojure. I felt this showed admirable brand loyalty so I grabbed a copy. The interface is pretty bare-bones:

NightCode on first startup

NightCode on first startup

I only have three options: Create a new project, import an existing project or run code interactively in the little interpreter window on the lower left. This is a pretty neat feature because you can jump out of your current project, quickly test out some scrap of code to make sure it works the way you think it does and then paste it back into your main source file without leaving the IDE. Very nice:

NightCode interactive shell

NightCode interactive shell

I created a new project and after giving my project a name was presented with a list of project templates:

NightCode template selection

NightCode template selection

I like templates. They let me get on with my life.

I picked Console and selected Create Project.  In a few moments my first project was ready to code:

A simple console application project

A simple console application project

I have a few more options now. One thing I noticed were the options Run, Run with REPL, Build and Test. Since Clojure is a scripting language, it’s possible to run code without actually creating an application. Run with REPL runs your code interactively which is useful for debugging. Test checks your code for logic and syntax errors. Build, of course, creates the standalone software application. It’s still a very sparse interface, but it looks like you could do some non-trivial projects in this IDE. Not bad for free software.

On to my trivial project. The console project template is a standard “Hello World” so I use it to take both Clojure and NightCode for a spin.

Here’s the code, in case you’re curious:

Hello World in Clojure

“Hello World!” in Clojure

I’d like to test my code before running it so Test automatically inserts test code into my program, compiles and runs it:

Automatic code testing

Automatic code testing

Selecting Run gives me this:

Running my code

Running my code

Run with REPL loads the code and drops me into an interactive shell:

Running interactively with REPL

Running interactively with REPL

Now I’m ready to create my standalone application with Build:

Building a standalone application

Building a standalone application

Clojure is a unique, versatile language and NightCode gives me enough tools to handle non-trivial projects with confidence.

#Book Review – Code Reading

The reading of code is likely to be one of the most common activities of a computing professional, yet it is seldom taught as a subject or formally used as a method for learning how to design and program.


Aspiring writers are always told to read as much as they can if they want to become better writers. As Dave Thomas points out in his foreword to Diomidis Spinellis’ Code Reading, aspiring programmers almost never get this advice. By code, of course, I mean the program source code, the fundamental recipe for any piece of software.

Imagine that you’re taking a writing course. You get assignment after assignment – persuasive essays, memos, poetry, research papers or prose. Now imagine that you have to do every one of these assignments from scratch, without any examples. You have to work everything out yourself.

This is the traditional method of teaching programming. I know because I used to teach programming classes.

Code Reading is both refreshing and an eye-opener. Not only does Spinellis present a solid case for the habit of reading program source code, he also fills his book with code examples, complete with commentary. Though the examples are mainly from Java and C, the lessons learned can be applied to any programming language.

Just to be clear, the code presented is not from the toy examples found in programming textbooks. This is material from real, working software projects. The book covers major programming topics and even includes analysis of a complete, working program. Spinellis gives tips and techniques for the novice code reader to aid them in developing their skills.

From my own experience, reading code can be very educational, even entertaining. Every programmer tries to put their own personal stamp on their work and part of the fun is seeing the human mind behind the algorithms.

For example, I was teaching game software development and wanted to get my students some practice in reading code. We downloaded the source code for BZFlag, a tank game based on the video game BattleZone combined with Capture the Flag. It’s a fun, cross-platform game that you can play solo or over the Internet with teams.

There was one particular feature in which I was interested. During play, you can set your tank to AutoPilot mode and let it play for you. This makes a nice change from having to pause your game whenever you have to get up and take care of business.

We grovelled through the source code files for a bit and I finally found the sections having to do with AutoPilot. As I read them, I spotted some code that looked very intriguing but was never actually called by any other part of the program. It looked like someone was trying to build a heuristic system for the AutoPilot mode. In short, it was meant to have the program build a solution starting with the goal and working its way backwards. It was very clever and had a lot of potential. I could add see why it hadn’t been  implemented due to the inherent complexity of the method.

The fact that the code was just left there, unfinished, was fascinating. When I saw that code, I put myself in the mind of that programmer. I’ve also had coding ideas that got stuck in blind alleys. But here was someone like me, trying to solve a problem in an interesting way and failing that, leaving a note for the explorers to come after in hopes that they would ultimately succeed where he did not.

This book shouldn’t just be on any programmer’s reference shelf, it should also be the basis of at least one undergraduate programming class.

Spinellis, Diomidis. Code reading: the open source perspective. Addison-Wesley Professional, 2003.

#52WeeksOfCode Week 28 – Vala

Week: 28

Language: Vala

IDE(s): TextWrangler

History (official):

(From the Vala project home page)

“Vala is a new programming language that aims to bring modern programming language features to GNOME developers without imposing any additional runtime requirements and without using a different ABI compared to applications and libraries written in C..”

History (real):

Oh, there’s so much to unpack here.

new programming language” – okay, I’m with you so far.

modern programming language features” – I think I need some details on this one, bub.

GNOME developers” – Wait, I know this one! GNOME is a free, open source, cross-platform desktop environment. It’s mainly found on Linux systems, but you can also install it on Windows, Mac OS X and other UNIX variants.

The GNOME Project was started because the major desktop at the time, KDE (K Desktop Environment) used some proprietary code which made it problematic for certain open source projects. GNOME, on the other hand, is built on completely free code and all of the source code is readily available for download and hacking.

without imposing any additional runtime requirements”- A runtime system consists of any additional files required to run a program. Every piece of software has some kind of runtime requirements. In the case of Vala, this statement simply means that you don’t need to install anything extra to run applications written in Vala. (We’ll get to the reason why in a bit.)

without using a different ABI” – ABI is short for Application Binary Interface. An ABI, on a high level, is a set of rules for communication between different software modules. One use of an ABI is to allow programs to talk to the host operating system. The ABI specifies things like how to pass information from one program segment to another. Normally, a developer doesn’t have to worry about the ABI (it’s taken care of by his development system) except in certain cases when he’s writing code in different programming languages and he needs all of his programs to talk to each other. The ABI referred to in the official statement above is the GNOME ABI. (Like the runtime thing above, we’ll get to the why in a bit. Spoiler alert: it’s the same reason for both.)

To sum up, Vala is a good language for writing GNOME applications because you don’t need to install anything extra except a Vala compiler. Sounds good!

Just a minute. GNOME developers were writing software before Vala came along. Why do we need another programming language?

For the answer, we’ll have to send our imaginations back to the early ‘70s. The Summer of Love was still in recent memory, the conflict in Vietnam was winding down and the voting age was lowered from twenty-one to eighteen. (“Old enough to fight, old enough to vote”)

Almost unnoticed during all of this excitement, Bell Labs researcher Dennis Ritchie was creating a new general purpose programming language that he called C. This by itself wasn’t that exciting but C was used to write the first release of AT&T Unix.

I can sense I’m not exactly blowing your skirt up with this, but hear me out.

Prior to that time, computer operating systems (the software that runs the hardware) were written directly to the hardware using assembly language. An assembly language was very low-level code that produced software that would only run on a specific type of hardware. That meant that if you wanted to run Awesome OS (™) on a different type of computer, you had to completely rewrite the operating system. Needless to say, this slowed down innovation in the computer industry significantly.

Here’s my point.

C was the first high-level (ie. human-readable) programming language that could be used to write operating systems. The beauty of high-level languages is that as long as you have the original code, getting programs to run on different computer hardware is pretty easy.

Dennis RItchie, in short, was the father of the portable operating system.

The consequences of this were huge. Computers can’t run without an operating system and the difficulty of creating an operating system for new computer hardware was a serious limitation to computer hardware innovation. Ritchie’s work revolutionized the computer industry.

What does this have to do with Vala? True to its UNIX roots, GNOME was written in C. Now C is a solid reliable programming language (as evidenced by the fact that it’s still in use over four decades later). However, C doesn’t have the features of more modern languages and so for general purpose programming it imposes more and more limitations on the developer as the state of the art advances. They have to work harder just to stay in place.

Vala is based on a pretty clever idea. It has all of the snazzy bells and whistles you expect from a modern programming language so it’s easy for developers used to newer languages like C# to pick up.

But the Vala compiler converts Vala code to C code which is then compiled into just another GNOME application. That’s why you don’t need to install any extra software or libraries to run programs written with Vala.


Once you have the Vala compiler installed, all you really need to start writing code is a text editor. I installed Vala using MacPorts and I’m going to use TextWrangler to write my code.

A basic Hello World program in Vala looks like this (courtesy of the GNOME Vala tutorial):

int main () {
   print ("Hello World\n");
   return 0;


Compare this to the same program (courtesy of the Content Creation Wiki) written in C ( and Vala reveals its roots:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

 int main(void)
  printf("Hello, world\n");
  return EXIT_SUCCESS;

Now I just compile my code and run the program:

valac hello01.vala
Hello World

Pretty straightforward, but not very modern. Let’s jazz it up a bit using some modern paradigms (courtesy of Dream.In.Code):

using GLib; // not required
public class HelloObject : GLib.Object {
   public static int main(string[] args) {
       stdout.printf("Hello World!\n");
       return 0;

It still works:

valac hello02.vala
Hello World!

The Vala Project has created a programming language that both embraces modern development techniques and honors its roots.

#Review – The Art of Unix Programming

There is a vast difference between knowledge and expertise. Knowledge lets you deduce the right thing to do; expertise makes the right thing a reflex, hardly requiring conscious thought at all.

I was introduced to Unix in 1986. I was working at AT&T as a communications technician and my operations manager had just gotten hold of three 3B2 minicomputers. I was tapped to do something useful with them. So I bought a copy of Unix System V Bible, plugged a serial terminal into one of the 3B2s and started learning.

I still have that book, by the way.

This was my introduction to Unix. It was also my introduction to the Unix culture, and the wider world of the Open Source software movement.

Eric S. Raymond is one of the most eloquent supporters of Open Source. His book The Cathedral and the Bazaar was a seminal work on the emerging information economy and the changing model of software development. As Cathedral was a work of philosophy, Raymond’s The Art of Unix Programming was about practice.

As I’ve said before, I’m not a professional programmer. I write code for fun and to build tools for other work. I teach programming. I blog about programming. I read about programming. These are just some of the reasons that Eric Raymond’s book has a permanent place on my bookshelf.

Another reason is that Raymond is a damn good writer. He’s engaging, passionate and smart without being condescending. This book is nominally about writing Unix programs but on a higher level it’s a treatise on software design. Raymond uses Unix as a jumping-off point to discuss the larger topic of writing good software.

It’s not about a particular programming language. You can write Unix programs in any language you like.

One of my favorite sections is “Basics of the Unix Philosophy” where he lays out the rules of design for good code. From the Rule of Modularity (“Write simple parts connected by clean interfaces”) to the Rule of Extensibility (“Design for the future, because it will be here sooner than you think.”), they all represent solid advice for designing code with any language on any platform. I’ve tried to incorporate these rules in my own code.

In addition to offering guidance for current and would-be programmers, there is a section on design principles, including Modularity, Textuality and Interfaces. Naturally, there are copious references to Open Source, including a discussion of software licensing and best practices.

But it’s not all sunshine and relentless boosterism. Raymond takes a clear-eyed look at the problems with Unix culture and problems in Unix design. Bonus features include a section called ‘Rootless Root’, a parody of Zen philosophy complete with Unix koans and copious examples of code demonstrating the principles that Raymond outlines the book.

The Art of Unix Programming is not just a good book for coders but for anyone who enjoys reading about the philosophy of design.



Raymond, Eric S. The Art of Unix programming. Addison-Wesley Professional, 2003.

#52WeeksOfCode Week 18 – VB.NET

Week: 18


Language: VB.NET


IDE(s): MS Visual Basic Express



VB, of course, stands for Visual BASIC and I think it’s worthwhile to review the history of the language and it’s influence in not just the genesis of the commercial software industry but it’s role in the genesis of Microsoft.

First of all, let me give a shout-out to Steven Levy’s wonderful book, Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution. If you want a good, behind-the-scenes look at how the personal computer industry was born and the kinds of people involved in the midwifery, this is the book you want. (I’ll be posting a separate review of it at a later time.) BASIC has several mentions in this book and not always in connection with Bill Gates (but Gates is a key figure in this story).

From the chapter “SpaceWar”, an account of the growing code democratization movement that began at MIT in the 1950’s:


“The planners were also extremely concerned about getting the power of computers into the hands of more researchers, scientists, statisticians, and students. Some planners worked on making computers easier to use; John Kemeny of Dartmouth showed how this could be done by writing an easier-to-use computer language called BASIC. Programs written in BASIC ran much slower than assembly language and took up more memory space, but did not require the almost monastic commitment that machine language demanded.”


Excerpt From: Steven Levy. “Hackers.” iBooks. https://itun.es/us/Em_Px.l


BASIC was at the front of the war against the “mainframe priesthood”, the gatekeepers to the mysterious, room-filling machines that were our only access to computing. It was designed to use English-like commands. For example:


10 PRINT "Hello, World!"
140 END


I took a programming course in 1977 and saw this first-hand. I wrote out my program by hand, typed it into a keypunch machine, took the punched cards to the computer room and handed them to the operator. If I was lucky (i.e. my code worked the first time), several hours later I would come back to pick up a short print-out showing the output of my program. I was unlucky, then I got a much bigger stack of print-out paper which showed me in excruciating detail how badly my program sucked. Much of the paper consisted of a dump of what was in the computer’s memory when my program failed, along with what instructions were running at the time. I then had to grovel through the output, figure out what I had done wrong, fix it and go through the whole process again.

I had heard about these things called personal computers, like the Commodore PET and the Tandy TRS-80 but these seemed expensive and complicated and weren’t really on my radar.

In 1980, Commodore came out with a computer called the VIC-20. It was simple to set up and, more importantly really cheap, so I got one.

Of course, you didn’t get much for the price. It came with 5 kilobytes of RAM (which shrunk to 3.5 kilobytes once you turned it on), had no external storage (but you could buy an external drive that used cassette tapes). It had a cable that you could use to plug it into a television and the display was 22 characters wide and 23 lines tall. It originally sold for $299 but the price eventually dropped to $100.

But that wasn’t what made it magic for me. I remember unpacking the box, scrambling to get the cables connected just so I could turn it on and see this:


It wasn’t as powerful as the mainframe I used in school but it was MINE.

The VIC-20 booted directly into a BASIC interpreter and you interacted with it using BASIC commands. CBM stood for Commodore Business Machines and they used a dialect of BASIC called Commodore BASIC. But they didn’t develop their own version, they bought it from someone else. Someone whose entire business model initially consisted of providing BASIC interpreters for different computers.

It’s hard to imagine that before Bill Gates came along, the idea of selling computer software was unthinkable. Not in a bad way, but in that it just didn’t make any sense. After all, the computer business model was: you buy (or lease) the computer and the company gave you software for free (because the computer wouldn’t run without it). They even gave you the tools to build your own software because this added value to their hardware and encouraged more people to use it. So programmers got into the habit of not only getting their software for free but also giving away the software they wrote.

So when Bill Gates and Paul Allen wrote a BASIC interpreter for a new computer called the MITS Altair, someone snagged a copy of the paper tape containing Altair BASIC and ran off a bunch of copies, then handed them out to their friends, asking them to each make two copies and hand copies to their friends.

Of course, when Gates and Allen found out about it, this resulted the infamous Open Letter to Hobbyists. It’s hard to understate the huge rift this incident created in the nascent personal computer industry. (Seriously, read Hackers. It’s great.)

Microsoft, of course, went on to dominate the commercial software world far beyond their initial humble beginnings, but BASIC came along with them. It was even included in early versions of DOS and Windows. It kept evolving adding features and functionality that let it be deeply embedded into the Microsoft software ecosystem. It became tremendously popular in business software because it was an easy way to hook into your software (assuming you ran MS Office, MS Exchange, MS SQL Server, etc.) and let you quickly put together a GUI front-end for your server systems.

To give you a sense of how much the language has changed, here is the standard Hello World program written in VB.NET:


Module Module1

    Sub Main()
        Console.WriteLine("Hello, world!")
    End Sub

End Module


Frankly, this looks a lot more like Java:


public class HelloWorld {

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello, World");



Can we still call VB a dialect of BASIC? More importantly, with the introduction of cleaner, more modern languages like Ruby, is there still any need for VB, with or without .NET?

I’m going to get some crap for this, but I have to say, “No”. Unless you have an all-Microsoft shop with a substantial investment in legacy Visual BASIC code, there is little reason to use VB.NET.

That being said, let’s fire up Visual BASIC Express and see how it runs.



The first thing that shows up:


Just to be clear, if you want to use someone’s product then you implicitly agree to whatever conditions they require before you can start using it. However, crap like this is why I actively seek alternatives to Microsoft software. Other commercial software developers make you jump through hoops, but nobody does it with such bloody-minded verve like Microsoft. Fortunately I have a Windows Live account for just such a contingency.

After completing a survey and politely declining membership on several email lists, I finally get a registration key, enter the key, click on Register Now and:


Yes, Microsoft, I’m aware that you have me by the short and curlies. Don’t rub it in.

Once past all that, I was presented with the usual friendly interface. I give Microsoft a lot of crap, but it’s clear that they work very hard making the front-ends to even quite complex software pretty friendly. I selected New Project… and opened the default application template and got this:


Now I appreciate secure computing as much as the next man, but this file was installed on my computer by Microsoft. By. Microsoft. Okay, that’s all I wanted to say about that.

I located a very sketchy tutorial on Udemy, a popular online course site. After a bit of fussing with variable names, I got a simple Windows Forms application:

If you’re familiar with Windows Forms, it doesn’t take too much extra work to get up to speed on VB.NET. The IDE looks and works the same as it does in Visual C# Express, with drag and drop of form elements and easily edited property lists.

I still stand by my opinion that Visual BASIC is essentially a dead-end platform. I thank Gates and Allen for their hard work in bringing programming to a greater audience and doing their part to free us from the grip of the mainframe priesthood.